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How to copy and paste the certicates into PowerPoint
There are several easy methods for copying and pasting the awards into PowerPoint or other
applications. Try the “Print Screen” key on your keyboard. If you hold down the ALT key (on
Windows) while hitting Print Screen, you will select just the open window. Paste the certicate
into PowerPoint and use the crop tool to make any adjustments.
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capture tool is perfect for copying and pasting the certicates. If you need a more robust screen
capture tool, I highly recommend Snagit by Techsmith.
How to use certicate jackets, frames and plaques
A certicate folder, also known as a certicate jacket or certicate holder, is a low-cost way to
really dress up your funny awards presentation. Made of paper, they come in various colors and
prices.
The brand most widely available is Southworth, who makes both jackets (folders) and holders. At
least for Southworth, the difference is:
certicate folder = certicate jacket and has a
front and back ap (like a le folder),
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(mounted like a picture frame).
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supply store or Amazon.com for close to one dollar each.
They typically come in packs of either 5 or 10. Just go
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jackets”.
The certicate jacket makes the award look great even if
your color printer isn’t the best or you don’t have good
quality paper for your certicate.
To take it up another notch, use a certicate frame (similar
to a picture frame — and some picture frames will work
nicely). You can also purchase plaques that allow you to
slide the certicate right in. These methods will ensure
your certicates will continue to bring laughs for years to
come.
Picture frame
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Introduction
You can skip this section if you’re easily bored…
We all know that teachers are underpaid and underappreciated. While we can’t approve pay
increases, we can each do our part to give recognition and help them feel the love.
And that’s where the Teacher Appreciation Ceremony comes in. This ceremony is all about having
a good time, and at the same time showing some gratitude for those who are down in the classroom
trenches with you every Monday through Friday. But most of all, it’s about fun.
Everything you need to know about organizing a ceremony is here with plenty of helpful tips.
And most important, you’ll get printable awards certicates that will be appropriate for everyone
around the school, no matter their experience or the type of class they teach.
Acknowledgements
Anyone who’s tried to create their own funny awards knows that coming up with ideas is the
toughest part. I was fortunate to make some incredibly talented life-long friends while attending
the University of North Carolina.
One of my long-time collaborators Reed Tucker is now a features editor at the New York Post. His
help has been invaluable. Also thanks to my long-time friends and writing partners from Selected
Hilarity comedy group: Andy Bagwell, Scott Brown, David Drake, and Bryan Tucker. They’ve
helped me with so many projects over the years, and I can’t thank them enough. Check out our
hilarious and mostly safe-for-work videos at www.SelectedHilarity.com
Graphic design guru Ted Hobgood helped supply the colorful certicates designs and cover. Other
contributors include my wife Mariana, Adam Bianchi, Marc Gainey, and the creative and inventive
visitors to www.FunAwards.com
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Finally, thank you for purchasing the Awards. I truly hope these awards bring you much laughter
and many great memories.
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Presenting the Awards
Learn how to make your awards presentation memorable…
Make your awards ceremony as grand or as modest as you like. It doesn’t matter. In this case, it’s
all about getting together and having a good time.
Before the event, line up an emcee to keep the show owing. If your budget allows, hire a
professional comedian to host the awards ceremony. Have the comedian perform a short stand-up
set before handing out the Awards. It will be just like having your own Oscar party!
If you don’t want to hire a professional comedian, ask the Principal or someone who’s personable
from the staff to handle the duties.
Classic Presentation
In the traditional award presentation you announce the award rst and then announce the winner.
This works well in large groups with a formal awards ceremony. The pomp and circumstance that
goes along with creating your own awards show really makes for an unforgettable event.
Alternate Presentation
An alternate way to present the awards is to announce the winner rst, and then reveal the award.
This works great for smaller groups or more informal gatherings. Get the winner in front of the
group with a round of applause (“This next award goes to Toni Jones”). Then lead into a funny
story or unique characteristic about that person. Finally, reveal the name of the award for the big
payoff. A simple exchange may go like this:
“Toni, you’re known around the school for a lot of things [this buildup alone may elicit
laughter]. But perhaps you’re best known for your OCD-like obsession with scraping gum
off desks. So we’re proud to present you with this prestigious award, The Mr. Clean Award
— for the neatest classroom!”
You can also switch back and forth between classic and alternate presentation styles. Use whichever
method works best for your situation.
Insider Tip:
Keep everything, from the opening remarks to the acceptance speeches, short. The event
should move along at a crisp pace.
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Presentation Ideas
Use these low-cost touches to make your awards show truly memorable:
Set up a red carpet outside the meeting space (check your local remnant store for deals).
Station a photographer to pose as paparazzi as guests arrive.
Serve “mocktails” to make the evening festive.
Have a professional comedian or someone funny serve as the emcee for the event.
A customized PowerPoint presentation with the winners’ photos makes a big impact.
Hook your laptop into the sound system and play music as people come up to accept the
awards.
Get a photographer to take pictures of all the winners as they accept their awards. Everyone
loves pictures of themselves!
Insider Tip:
Have an assistant. Let the emcee stick to emceeing and have an assistant help with handing
out the certicates. A well-paced awards ceremony is a two-person job.
Hiring a Comedian
If you’re going to hire a comedian to emcee your event, be sure to nd an act that’s both clean and
experienced at educational events.
You’ll need an act with wide appeal that won’t offend anyone in the audience. After all, if the
performer offends your crowd, it doesn’t reect well on you or your organization!
The reason I prefer clean comedians is simple: a performer that can be funny without vulgar
language or innuendo can be a hit in any environment! So no matter what type of event you’re
planning, you basically can’t go wrong with a funny comedian who keeps their show clean.
Insider Tip:
Pick up a FREE copy of “How to Hire Comedians” at www.larryweaver.com/comedians
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Choosing the Recipients
How to gure out who gets an award…
If you’ve got a small group, it’s ne for everyone
in attendance to get a funny award. But if you have
more than 25 or so potential recipients, you may not
want to hand out awards to everyone. Remember:
you want things to move along at a crisp pace.
So how do you know who’s going to get an award?
First, put together a selection committee of 2-3
people who know most everyone at the school. The
key is not to do this alone. You need a group to suss
out the recipients’ vulnerabilities and personalities.
Something you might consider hilarious, they might
consider offensive.
A committee also protects you from shouldering all
of the responsibility should something go wrong. If
something falls at, you have the comfort of knowing
you ran it past your committee.
When picking awards, remember that the intent here is to
have fun — not to embarrass. Make sure you have the biggest characters in the ofce covered. The
awards ceremony will only be as good as the winners, and an event lled with boring acceptance
speeches won’t be much fun for anyone.
Again — and I can’t stress this enough — only give the funny awards to those with a sense of
humor who don’t have any problem poking fun at themselves. You don’t want to turn into Michael
Scott from The Ofce.
Insider Tip:
One method that works well is to make a list of everyone you’d like to give awards to, and
then nd an award that’s suitable from the list of options.
Give awards to your audience members
that have the best sense of humor.
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Tipping People Off Ahead of Time
If you’re worried at all that your award may embarrass the winner, you can always tip that person
off ahead of time. It won’t ruin the presentation. Remember, the idea is to create an entertaining
presentation for the entire audience – not just to surprise one person.
Telling the winner ahead of time will allow that person to voice any objections, and will give them
time to prepare a funny speech if they choose to do so. Everyone else will still be surprised and
entertained when the award winner is announced, and you won’t have to worry about any potential
awkward moments!
Ideas For The Really Tough Ones
Let’s say you want to give an award to everyone, but there’s one person with no sense of humor
that you can’t think of anything good to say about. What do you do?
Start by thinking about their hobbies or interests. Are they a huge sports fan? Do they love their
dog? Are they nuts about knitting? If the answer to any of these is “yes”, you’re in business. Just
give them an award that acknowledges their passion: Biggest Syracuse Football Fan, Best Dog
Lover (well, maybe reword that a bit), Best at Needlepoint. It might not be hilarious, but it gets
them an award without mentioning any personal characteristics.
You can also award their environment. Think about their desk, chair, ofce, etc. Give an award for
Neatest Desk, Brightest Workspace, or Most Inviting Ofce. Here again, you’ve given an award to
someone without bringing up any personal traits.
Mission accomplished.
Insider Tip:
I’ve emceed events where the hosts wanted to give out 50 awards. It would have taken all
night to call everyone up on stage one-by-one. Instead, I picked the 15 funniest award and
had fun with those folks. Throughout the presentation, I read off the other 45 awards and
left the certicates up front for folks to pick up on their way out.
Using The Ballot Form
The two-page ballot form in this PDF allows you to collect input without ruining the surprise of
the award name. Print out the two-page ballot form in this PDF to easily collect votes. Or copy and
paste the text from the ballot form into a Word document or email for ease of distribution. Note
that the award numbers correspond to the page numbers in this PDF.
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Creating Your Own Awards
Can’t nd just the right award in this collection? Here are some ideas for
coming up with you own…
We’ve made it easy to modify existing awards and create your own awards to add laughter to any
school function. Two popular formats are superlatives and “most likely to” awards.
Superlatives are most often denitive statements such as most popular, friendliest, or best smile.
By denition, a superlative simply means being the extreme degree of comparison of an adjective
or adverb, as in best or brightest. In other words, something of the highest possible excellence.
A classic list of superlatives includes biggest geek (or nerd), most likely to succeed, biggest irt,
most popular, class clown, most talkative, quietest, and biggest partier.
Most Likely to Awards typically take the format of “most likely to...”, but you can also twist them
into “least likely to...” Once a mainstay in high school yearbooks, a classic list of Most Likely to
Awards includes:
most likely to succeed
most likely to get married
most likely to become President
most likely to end up in jail
most likely to become a supermodel
most likely to be remembered
most likely to be forgotten
Flip the wording around and now you have doubled your list of awards:
least likely to succeed
least likely to get married
least likely to become President
least likely to end up in jail
least likely to become a supermodel
least likely to be remembered
least likely to be forgotten
Special Occasions and Holidays to Give Awards
Teacher Appreciation Week (also known as National Teacher Week) occurs on the rst full week
of May in the United States and Canada. Teacher Appreciation Day occurs on Tuesday of Teacher
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Appreciation Week. Outside the U.S., many other countries celebrate Teacher Appreciation every
October 5, World Teachers Day.
Typical Teacher Appreciation Week gift ideas include cards, pins, poems, letters, gift certicates,
lunch, and gift baskets. If your theme or activities revolve around, remember to gift healthy (fruit,
nuts, light snacks). We don’t need our teachers falling into a sugar-induced coma during history
class. That’s the students’ job.
The best gift for teacher appreciation is something homemade and from the heart. We’ve made
it easy to modify existing awards and create your own awards. You can type directly onto the
certicate template and add your own message before printing. Within seconds you’ll have a
unique award that will bring smiles to your favorite teacher!
Be sure add your own customized message to the “Teacher of the Year” Award template. This
could be serious or silly. Here are some ideas:
For inspiring me to achieve my greatest potential.
For your hard work, dedication, and patience.
You deserve a raise. But for now, this free award will have to do!
Thank you, teachers for all of your hard work!
Insider Tip:
Here are a couple of good ideas if you come up for a great reason for an award, but can’t
think of a funny title: 1) leave the title area blank and just write in the reason, or 2) write
in “Award Certicate” in the title eld.
Share Your Ideas!
If you have ideas for funny awards or would like to share pictures of your awards, please share:
Email
larry@funawards.com
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20. works the most late hours ____________________
21. you can count on them _______________________
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Head Cheerleader Award
For Most School Spirit
Carpe Diem Award
For Making The
Most Of Every Day
Dewey Decimal Award
For Most Well-Organized
Single File Award
For Keeping Everyone In Line
Night Owl Award
For Keeping The
Most Late Hours
Abacus Award
For Being There
To Count On
Hall Monitor Award
For Most Vigilant
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P's & Q's Award
For Best Manners
99% Perspiration Award
For Willingness To
Put In The Hard Work
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“101 Funny Teacher Awards by Larry Weaver
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“101 Funny Teacher Awards by Larry Weaver
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About the Author
Larry Weaver is a professional comedian, entertainment booking agent,
and creator of the Fun Awards Show.
Larry grew up in the tiny mill village of Saxapahaw, NC, and started performing at a young age.
After majoring in accounting at the University of North Carolina, he left his CPA dreams behind
to tour across America with improv comedy group Selected Hilarity.
He went on to share the stage with “Weird Al” Yankovic, Faith Hill, Ray Romano, and Chris Rock
– just to name a few.
Upon going solo, Larry released three CDs of funny songs and commercial parodies. These albums
spawned such morning radio hits as “Grandpa’s Gone Gangsta” and “Ghost in the Trailer,” a
hilarious tale about a family terrorized by a redneck ghost.
In his comedy show, Larry jokes about growing up in the South, marriage, junk food, household
insects, and more. Good, clean fun!
Over the past 20 years, Larry has performed well over 1,000 live shows for corporate events,
colleges, Chamber of Commerce banquets, churches, comedy clubs and conferences across 37
states.
Larry launched Larry Weaver Entertainment booking agency to capitalize on his growing
success. The company has a stellar reputation across the United States for providing 100% clean
comedians and funny speakers for corporate meetings and special events.
To contact Larry Weaver, call (919) 926-8649 or e-mail larry@funawards.com
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Hire Larry to Host Your Own Fun Awards Show!
You’ve got the book; now take your recognition ceremony to the next level!
Have your very own Awards Show gala hosted by a professional comedian.
Just like a real Awards show, the event begins
with the host performing an opening stand-
up comedy routine. You’ll get clean jokes
appropriate for your company or organization.
The fun kicks into an even higher gear as the
Awards show portion begins. Watch the hilarity
unfold as your host hands out funny awards that
will have your whole audience laughing.
Recognize that member who takes the last cup
of coffee, is always losing paperwork, or can
never be found.
The comedian will present the awards with
customized material written just for your
group and audience members. Preselect the
biggest “characters” from your group for an
unforgettable presentation.
Perfect for: employee awards programs, ofce
parties, teacher banquets, volunteer recognition,
staff appreciation, family reunions, church
functions, or any event that could use an
interactive and fun presentation!
Contact:
Larry Weaver Entertainment, LLC
(919) 926-8649 phone
larry@funawards.com
Find out more at:
www.FunAwards.com/Show
“Great show! We loved it!”
— Marshville Chamber
“Out of this world... Awesome!”
— Johnson Primary School
“The entire room was roaring with laughter!”
— Conestoga Wood
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Also by Larry Weaver
Like this book? You’ll love these others by Larry Weaver…
101 Funny Employee Awards
The original that started it all! Now in its 4th edition, these awards have
brought laughs around the Globe. They were carefully crafted not to get
you red or written up by human resources. Appropriate for any employee,
volunteer or staff member, no matter the type of business.
www.funawards.com/employee-awards
101 Funny Ofce Awards
These awards are similar to “101 Funny Employee Award”, but they are
specically for those who toil away in cubicles and ofces. Computers,
software, break rooms, desks, ofce gossip — it’s all covered. These are
a tad bit more snarky and cynical, too. Not for the easily offended!
www.funawards.com/ofce-awards
101 Funny Award Certicates
This collection has a little bit of everything. The emphasis on friends,
family and teammates, makes them perfect for school superlatives, family
reunions, and sports team banquets. The references are hip and there’s
plenty that are “poking fun”. Perfect for roasting!
www.funawards.com/funny-award-certicates
How to Hire Comedians
The denitive guide to planning, preparing, and presenting the perfect
comedy show! You’ll get you step-by-step guidance on: assessing your
entertainment needs, setting your comedy budget, understanding the
contract, preparing for the performance, and presenting the show.
www.larryweaver.com/comedians
Why Funny Teacher Awards?
We all know that teachers are underpaid and underappreciated. While we can’t approve pay
increases, we can each do our part to give recognition and help them feel the love. Reward teachers
at your next appreciation banquet with the gift of laughter. These funny teacher awards are sure to
put a smile on everyone’s face.
Everything you need to know to organize an entertaining and rewarding ceremony is here. And
most importantly, you’ll get 101 printable award certicates that will be appropriate for everyone
around the school, no matter their experience or type of class they teach.
About the Author
Larry Weaver is a professional comedian and creator of Funny
Awards. For over 20 years, Larry has delighted audiences
across America with a mix of down-home tales and clean,
original comedy. He has performed over 1,000 shows at
comedy clubs, colleges and corporate events in 36 states, and
has shared the stage with entertainment legends Chris Rock,
Ray Romano, Faith Hill, “Weird Al” Yankovic, and many
others. You may have heard him on Blue Collar Radio or
Laugh USA on Sirius XM Radio. To see more of the work
Larry does, or to contact him, visit www.FunAwards.com
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